Have you ever wondered why our planes are called “narrow body aircraft?”  If you have put on a few pounds, you will not wonder for long! Thromby Air: Suck It...

We know that people will do just about anything to reduce their weight prior to our Pay By The Pound check-in procedure.  These people will be very hungry… do not miss the opportunity to sell them some expensive “food!” Thromby Air: The Industry’s Shortest Weighting...

Thromby Air charges you for your ticket based on your weight. Here are some handy tips for reducing your ticket cost. Shave before you fly. Everywhere. Do not eat for 48 hours prior to checkin. Vending machines are available after ticket weigh-in (prices as marked). Eliminate all body waste prior to checkin. Common sense, really. Breathe helium prior to weigh-in. * Our lawyers coerced them after they suggested that Thromby increased freedom of choice in aviation in the same way that Typhoid increased freedom of health. Also, we tricked them into thinking that Thromby has flights from Australia to Oshkosh in the USA which, of course, is not true. Some people will never learn. Visit Steve Visscher and Grant McHerron at their podcast website www.planecrazydownunder.com to learn about aviation in the Australia/Pacific region, and to make sure that they don’t say anything nasty again about Thromby...

At Thromby your comfort is high on our list of priorities*. Our patented Fully Automated Tariff Adjustment Sizing System (FATASS) will ensure that our more generously sized passengers are well serviced. * “passenger comfort” is number 376 on our priority list (a very high number...