Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to love this new convenience! Thromby Air – Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill. Service may be terminated or suspended if “Thromby” and words such as “lousy” or “scumbags” are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes). Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our...

“Seat pitch” is the particular tone people use when complaining about how close together the seats are on a Thromby aircraft. Thromby Air – In Harmony With Shareholder...

The places we fly to may be a long way from anywhere you actually want to go, and when we dump you there in the middle of the night you may not know what to do. Because we care, we have developed a sophisticated “Destination* Travel Planner” system to give you a few ideas… * At Thromby Air all destinations are...

We have heard that some of our competitors are charging for carry on luggage. What a great idea! Thromby Air – Your Meat Is Our Business!     Share your love of DIY meat-snacks with a genuine Thromby Air Carrion Luggage T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

Same ‘ol charges, Right from the start, But to make it sound flash it’s called “A La Carte!” PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You...