As part of our new “Thromby Green” initiative we are turning down the heating in our aircraft cabins to save fuel and reduce carbon emissions.  We expect this to have no negative impact on revenue. Thromby Air – The Coolest Low Cost...

Our inflight catering is second to none.* * meaning: none would be better! Fine Dining – Pay A Fine, Get Some...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to love this new convenience! Thromby Air – Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill. Service may be terminated or suspended if “Thromby” and words such as “lousy” or “scumbags” are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes). Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our...

“Seat pitch” is the particular tone people use when complaining about how close together the seats are on a Thromby aircraft. Thromby Air – In Harmony With Shareholder...

Same ‘ol charges, Right from the start, But to make it sound flash it’s called “A La Carte!” PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You...