There has been much discussion recently about our so-called “hidden charges.” These charges are not, of course, “hidden” as all passengers are informed of them at some point. If they were truly “hidden” then our passengers would NEVER know and this, of course, is not the case. To avoid confusion, we have adopted a new name for such charges, now referring to them as “Surcharges for Low Awareness Passengers,” or SLAPs. You may be slapped with a charge at any time, but it will not be hidden. In response to certain other scurrilous media accusations, Thromby management can assure you that ALL of our charges are perfectly safe, having been tested on...

When you fly Thromby Air your drinks are unlimited* and FREE OF CHARGE.** * while stocks last. **Other SLAPs may*** apply. These include a $75.00 toilet usage fee. An $85.00 seat befoulment surcharge will automatically be applied if so indicated by our patented “Passenger In-Seat Secretion” (PISS) detector system. ***...

Those other airlines advertise ridiculous prices, some even charging $0 for a basic ticket. At Thromby we’re going one better… * or less. Airport charges, taxes and other SLAPs...

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