Thromby has taken over security screening at some of our airport terminals… Thromby Air – Taking Every...

At Thromby Air we are introducing the latest passenger servicing technology, starting with a simple-to-use kiosk machine to handle your most pressing need.  Talk to the Hand… if it makes you feel better. Thromby Air -Just Because We Are Not Listening Does Not Mean We Don’t...

As a Thromby spokesperson it is important that you learn how to make words without actually saying anything.  Here our CEO, Robert E. Coli, demonstrates this ancient Public Relations skill… Thromby Air – Spin to...

As part of our new “Thromby Green” initiative we are turning down the heating in our aircraft cabins to save fuel and reduce carbon emissions.  We expect this to have no negative impact on revenue. Thromby Air – The Coolest Low Cost...

Many of our competitors are now adding fuel surcharges, but we believe in giving you a choice… Thromby Air – Squeezing The...

Our inflight catering is second to none.* * meaning: none would be better! Fine Dining – Pay A Fine, Get Some...

When you are complaining about paying too much for the fuel for your flight, rest assured: our fuel hedgers are the best in the business! Thromby Air – At The Cutting...

We’ve decided that we need some “Green Credentials.”  Following a careful analysis of the “green” policies of our competitors, Thromby Air is experimenting with sustainable biofuels… Thromby Air – Motion from Motions (That’s...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH).  If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to love this new convenience! Thromby Air – Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill. Service may be terminated or suspended if “Thromby” and words such as “lousy” or “scumbags” are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes). Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our...

“Seat pitch” is the particular tone people use when complaining about how close together the seats are on a Thromby aircraft. Thromby Air – In Harmony With Shareholder...

Wage negotiations can be longwinded and complex. Or not. (It helps if you know which buttons to push!) * The word “intention” has no concrete meaning, as intentions can change like the wind. It is therefore a PERFECT word for a negotiator to use. It’s origins come from “In Tent”… beware of the negotiator using this word against you, for that is where he is trying to put you.   Thromby Air – Full of Good...

We dont expect* you to be with us for a long time, and we know that you are easily replaced. Having said that… welcome to the Thromby family! * or want Thromby Air: Glamourous Professions for the...

Why do we add a payment charge when you pay us, when really we should simply be grateful for your payment? Because it makes us even more grateful!   Thromby Air – Thankyou for your...

The places we fly to may be a long way from anywhere you actually want to go, and when we dump you there in the middle of the night you may not know what to do. Because we care, we have developed a sophisticated “Destination* Travel Planner” system to give you a few ideas… * At Thromby Air all destinations are...

Even though some of you are too lazy to find a printer and print your own boarding pass before getting to the airport, we do give you choices… Despite recent legal action against one of our competitors for charging to print a boarding pass, Thromby Air still think you are lazy if you don’t do our job for us. We will charge accordingly. Thromby Air – Boarding?...

We have heard that some of our competitors are charging for carry on luggage. What a great idea! Thromby Air – Your Meat Is Our Business!     Share your love of DIY meat-snacks with a genuine Thromby Air Carrion Luggage T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

Having outsourced the maintenance on his sleigh and not being entirely happy with the result, Santa chose Thromby Air to help out… Best Wishes for the Season! By the way, at Thromby we now have our own Low Cost Christmas (LCC)...

It is only fair that we occasionally slap you with a tiny little surcharge if you are so disorganised that you cannot go on a holiday without a suitcase. Yes, these charges are annoying and inconvenient, but we are doing our best to cope. Thromby Air – Helping To Lighten Your...

Same ‘ol charges, Right from the start, But to make it sound flash it’s called “A La Carte!” PRICE CODE KEY: arm, leg, kidney, first born, soul. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce premium seating for our Business Class travellers.* * In our Lounge only. If you want a better seat on the plane you’d better pay for advance boarding, along with the ASSOLS. Thromby Air – Taking Care of...