Because we are not completely insane, we have modified our baggage fee policy to support our brave military.  This change of policy had nothing* to do with a viral You Tube video and subsequent discussion in the social media. * much Thromby Air – Protecting What Is...

Our new Autocratic Check-In systems are extremely fair… they treat everybody the same. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You The Same...

At Thromby Air we know that human staff have their limitations (such as occasionally letting their compassion, understanding and common sense get in the way of revenue opportunities).  That’s why we are rolling out our new “JusTin” customer service representatives. Thromby Air – Delivering You JusTin...

You must repay the money we have spent on your expensive training, and your repayments will be deducted from your salary.  Don’t worry… we’ll give you as many years as you need to pay us back for our generosity. Thromby Air – Servitude With A...

A tame reporter has neither the time nor the desire to seek the truth.  Therefore you can use them — a tame reporter will write what you say, call it news, and thank you afterward. Thromby Air – Always Making The...

While you might think that the price of fuel naturally gives incentives to improve efficiency and reduce carbon emissions, a tricky new game has been invented to do exactly the same thing.  We thought there must be more to it so we went to the Game Fair to investigate Emission Trading Schemes… Thromby Air – Soon to be Carbon...

Thromby Air has a new recruiting policy for pilots.  Low experience is OK with us — after all, we are the Lowest of the Low! The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on...

Award winning journalist Buzz Cauldron visits Thromby Headquarters and interviews CEO Robert E. Coli.  He is not impressed with what he learns… The Adobe Flash Player is required for video playback.Get the latest Flash Player or Watch this video on...

Thromby Air’s recruitment roadshow informs potential pilots about the glamorous life of the modern airline pilot, including remuneration, training fee repayment schedules, and career enhancement options. Thromby Pilot Careers… Find Us Between The Other...

“How did we get Pinocchio working for us? Easy… he owes us...

It is important when choosing a Goodwill Ambassador that you select someone who is believable and regarded as “one of the people”  — it also helps if nobody can see the strings attached! Why Thromby Air? Nobody Nose! How did we get Pinocchio to work for us? Easy… he owes us...

Thromby’s CEO enjoys the company of his friends in the Executive Lounge… Thromby Air – Fun For The...

At Thromby Air we know that you are not always happy with the decisions you’ve made, and perhaps you want to change.  Anyone can change… but there may be a price to pay. Thromby Air – Correct money please… there will be no...

Even the best minds are sometimes perplexed by our hidden fees… Thromby Air – We’d Make Leonardo...

In this age of cut-price journalism the news services love getting Press Releases.  Develop good relationships with the media and write your press release well, so they can pretend they wrote it themselves. Remember, the “News” is what we tell them. Thromby Air – The Muse for...

Do your friends and colleagues go on about how many frequent flyer points they have? Now you can have your turn… Earn an infinite number of zero value points with Thromby Air and be a “points gazillionaire!” Thromby Air – Zeroing in on...

To relax, after a hard day dealing with industrial issues, CEO Robert E. Coli enjoys cooking a meal and watching an old movie. Sometimes, however, he finds it hard to switch off. Thromby Air – Brings Tears to your Eyes Neither unions or onions will get you down wearing this fabulous King of the Knife apron, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

When you fly with other airlines, you may feel that they don’t notice or appreciate you.  At Thromby Air all of our staff see you coming, and they will all extend a hand to help you. Thromby Air – Better than Frogs, Pestilence and Boils     They’ll be crawling all over you with this Plague of Low Costs T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…  ...

Even when our Inflight Entertainment system is on the fritz our flight attendants will entertain and amuse you. This may not suit everybody. Thromby Air – Never...

Out of the goodness of our hearts we have installed the latest inflight entertainment system, for your viewing pleasure.  Thanks to our inclusion of the occasional advertisement, we will not even charge you to watch it! Thromby IFE – You Needn’t Lift A...