Keeping passengers guessing about the departure time of their flight is an excellent way to maximise revenue — passengers who have missed their flight will then have to buy a short-notice (high price) ticket on a later flight. Too easy! Thromby Air – Unpredictability Is A Virtue...
Asterisk Police
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Despite the long and glorious history of the asterisk, occasionally airlines forget the rules of the game… Thromby Air – We Don’t Give A **** * – Asterisks still have to be explained… a fact that some airlines...
Baggage Free
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Some airline passengers attempt to circumvent our very reasonable baggage fees… this will not be tolerated! Thromby Air – Coat...
Passenger Convenience Fee...
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New employees bring new ideas to help us spirit away our passengers’ cash… Thromby Air: Getting Into The...
Inflight Connectivity...
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At Thromby Air we got a very good price on some sophisticated technology that allows us to access the Internet inflight. For those of you who simply cannot be without Twitter, Facebook etc. when you fly… Thromby Air – Helping Twits Stay in...
Wheely Apartheight
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At Thromby Air we care about providing an on-time service to the majority of our customers. Thromby Air: For The Discriminating...
Leg Room? Wishful Thinking!...
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Our talented flight attendants will do what they can to make your Thromby flight more comfortable… Thromby Air – Be Careful What You Wish...
Fresh Air Genius
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When Robert E. Coli went on holidays he kicked an old kettle on the beach, and found a new and very talented employee… Thromby Air – Be Careful What You Wish...
Aviation Jobs for Carnies!...
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We are always looking for employees whose skills and attitudes are compatible with “The Thromby Way”. If you are willing to work long hours for lousy pay, don’t mind tricking the general public out of their money, and have experience in the mobile entertainment industry… we may have just the job you’re looking for! Thromby Air – An Equal Opportunity...
One Toilet
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Some of our competitors are reducing the number of toilets on board so that they can fit in more seats. We think this is a terrific idea! Thromby – Squeezing Out The...
Fee Due, Feed Me!
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At Thromby Air we respect your credit card as a valuable food source. Thromby Air – Consider Yourself...
Highway Robbery
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Success in the Low Cost airline game requires special skills, for which we are always on the lookout… Thromby Air – Stick ‘Em...
Premium Economy
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If you want to hobnob with royalty, consider paying a little bit* extra for a Premium Economy seat. Thromby Air – Paying a Premium is Good for the Economy! * a little bit: as in what you’d be if you were rubbed down with cheese and then locked in a room full of hungry rats....
Premium Lifejacket
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Want to be the first one rescued if we ditch in the sea? Sick of wearing the same old lifejacket every time you crash? Stand out amongst the crowd with Thromby’s new Premium Lifejacket. It’s a floater! Thromby Air: Isn’t Your Life Worth A...
Need in the Nuts
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No matter the urgent or emergency situation you may have, if you need to get on a flight at short notice we will be happy to help. Thromby Air – You Need Us, We Kneed...
Write Brothers
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A rare archival photo shows the role of the media in aviation… Thromby Air – Two Nongs Make A...
Fright Insurance
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Insurance is all about fear. Increasing your passengers’ fear and discomfort is an excellent way to increase our Flight Insurance ancillary revenues… Thromby Air – Flight AND...
Trough Lollies
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At Thromby Air we know that maintaining good relationships with people in positions of power is all about “give and take.” We give them some presents and they take their instructions. Thromby Air – Friend of The Gifted ...
Thromby Aerodynamics
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An airline like Thromby must have a sound understanding of the forces that keep planes moving through the...
TV Advertising
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At three in the morning, when you are sleepless and vulnerable, Thromby will be there for you… Thromby Air – Shipping and Handling...