Social Distancing for Dummies...

Airlines all around the Covid world are trying to figure out how to restart flying safely, and everybody has a different idea. Social distancing works, but we’d hate our passengers to get used to having lots of room. We think the solution...

30,000 Feet

Some people think the Metric system should have a greater role in aviation. We want to assure you that Feet will continue to be recognised at Thromby Air… Thromby Air – Shoes optional, for your...

Upgrade-O-Rama!

At Thromby Air we know you have points and miles burning a hole in your pocket. What better way to use them than by taking a spin at winning an upgrade? Our state-of-the-art checkin kiosks make this possible (however unlikely). Thromby Air – Pulling Your...

Gym Class

Thromby Air is offering you the opportunity to keep fit while you travel! In our newGym Class you will enjoy built-in exercise machines and highly motivating Personal Trainers (Flight Attendants) to help take your mind off the drudgery of travel. Dont worry about those tiny seats… well make you fit! Thromby Air – For those who dont want to sit back and...

Companion Animals

Flying with a companion animal can reduce stress… but it is not guaranteed. Thromby Air – Caring for your Furry...

Keep Calm…

At Thromby Air we don’t want to see you get an embolism — a very real risk when you travel low cost. Follow this helpful advise for a trouble-free...

Feet Fees

Our “Pong Police” will ensure that crimes against humanity are punished appropriately… Thromby Air – Putting the “Fee” back in...

Hand Luggage Surcharge...

If you travel with hand luggage you may be charged a small fee for the convenience… Thromby Air – Handing it to...

A Shining Light

At Thromby Air we value reedin’, and know you might want engage in this strange pastime at night. As always, we are happy to oblige… Thromby Air – Aviation’s Leading...

Low Cost TakeOff

The most gas-guzzling part of Flight Operations is Take-Off.  Not so at Thromby Air! Our advanced launching system allows a reduction in costs — er, we mean Greenhouse Gas Emissions — using principles so simple even a child could understand.  Let us put the “Twang” back into your next flight experience! Thromby Air – Your Butt in a...

Flight Infuriation Board...

We care about our codeshare airlines more than we care about you, and we know they like to see their codeshare numbers on our screens. This means that you will have no idea how to find your flight number, but that is a price we are willing to pay. Thromby Air – Blink and You’ll Miss It!...

Cardboard Catering

At Thromby Air our delicious inflight snacks are made of the finest natural ingredients!* * cardboard, ink, glue Thromby Air – You Will Not Be Hungry!...

Unintended Consequences...

Like some other airlines, we feel that an additional fee to cover things we haven’t thought of yet is a good idea.  Why would you complain about that? Thromby Air – Taking The Unknowns Out of Travel Sadly, Thromby Air did not invent this fee.  Other airlines have tried it…...

DVT-TV

At Thromby Air we care about your health and wellbeing when you fly…  Thromby Air: Thromby-Proofing Air...

Caring, Sharing

At Thromby Air we believe in sharing… Thromby Air – A Global Carrier* * in conjunction with our partner...

Baggage Free

Some airline passengers attempt to circumvent our very reasonable baggage fees… this will not be tolerated!   Thromby Air – Coat...

Inflight Connectivity...

At Thromby Air we got a very good price on some sophisticated technology that allows us to access the Internet inflight.  For those of you who simply cannot be without Twitter, Facebook etc. when you fly… Thromby Air – Helping Twits Stay in...

Wheely Apartheight

At Thromby Air we care about providing an on-time service to the majority of our customers. Thromby Air: For The Discriminating...

Leg Room? Wishful Thinking!...

Our talented flight attendants will do what they can to make your Thromby flight more comfortable… Thromby Air – Be Careful What You Wish...

One Toilet

Some of our competitors are reducing the number of toilets on board so that they can fit in more seats.  We think this is a terrific idea! Thromby – Squeezing Out The...