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Thromby Air - Helpful Hints

Thromby Air charges you for your ticket based on your weight. Here are some handy tips for reducing your ticket cost.

  1. Shave before you fly. Everywhere.
  2. Do not eat for 48 hours prior to checkin. Vending machines are available after ticket weigh-in (prices as marked).
  3. Eliminate all body waste prior to checkin. Common sense, really.
  4. Breathe helium prior to weigh-in.

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