Thromby believes in the concept of two pilots for every flight, and does not support recent suggestions of reducing this to one pilot. Excellent opportunities* therefore now exist in our Flight Operations department for suitably qualified** First Officers. * While your primary job is to bite the Captain if he does anything stupid, your own Captaincy upgrade may be at risk if you do. ** Vetinary certificate showing all shots and neutering is...

Thromby Air is pleased to announce our new all inclusive* package holidays. *  packages provided on a twin-share basis. Single occupancy surcharge will...

Thromby Air charges you for your ticket based on your weight. Here are some handy tips for reducing your ticket cost. Shave before you fly. Everywhere. Do not eat for 48 hours prior to checkin. Vending machines are available after ticket weigh-in (prices as marked). Eliminate all body waste prior to checkin. Common sense, really. Breathe helium prior to weigh-in. * Our lawyers coerced them after they suggested that Thromby increased freedom of choice in aviation in the same way that Typhoid increased freedom of health. Also, we tricked them into thinking that Thromby has flights from Australia to Oshkosh in the USA which, of course, is not true. Some people will never learn. Visit Steve Visscher and Grant McHerron at their podcast website www.planecrazydownunder.com to learn about aviation in the Australia/Pacific region, and to make sure that they don’t say anything nasty again about Thromby...

CEO Robert E. Coli hammed it up in front of the cameras and laid down a challenge to Thromby’s competition… To his rivals Mr E.Coli says: “Can you do this without using your...

At Thromby your comfort is high on our list of priorities*. Our patented Fully Automated Tariff Adjustment Sizing System (FATASS) will ensure that our more generously sized passengers are well serviced. * “passenger comfort” is number 376 on our priority list (a very high number...