Some people have complained that our surcharge policies are not entirely clear. Rest assured, all of our charges follow long-established scientific principles. However, in response to these complaints we are pleased to announce our new “Clear Upfront Price” option (CUP-CHOICE). Thromby Air… Taking you for a ride at a price WE can...

Our competitors keep banging on about “standing seats”, as if they could be called “seats” when you are standing up. Anyway, we thought we’d try them out. It turns out that the ancillary revenue opportunities are intriguing! * And, of course, I will have to give you a nasty SLAP! Thromby Air: Head room and carry-on space...

Thromby Air recently advertised First Officer Vacancies but the response from suitably qualified applicants has been disappointing. Therefore, in a new recruitment initiative, we have devised a way for teenagers to control real Thromby aircraft through their video games. Best yet, they will not even know they are doing it, so we won’t have to pay them or feed them! We see no reason that this exciting innovation will not solve our recruitment issues and provide a large number of “Thromby-ready” low cost pilots. Thromby Air: Your Pilot may have pimples, but at least you wont have to look at...

Robert Edward Coli longed to get out of the family business but couldn’t think of another job that would utilise his skills and experience. Nonetheless he sold the company and sought out new ventures. Eventually he started a business that used his expertise in packing as many smelly creatures as possible into a tin can… Thromby Air was born. Thromby Air… Nothing fishy about...

CEO Robert E. Coli discusses Thromby’s new strategy to increase ancilliary revenue: “We’ve got to sell stuff on our flights. Our shareholders demand it, but they haven’t tasted our coffee or croissants. As you know, our coffee can strip paint and our croissants taste like they were squeezed out by a dog.” “Luckily, our scientists have determined that smells can be used to induce people to spend. We know this works… Really, if you could smell ME you would give me money.” “Therefore we have obtained the smells of some top quality coffee and food. With these smells we can whip our passengers into a spending frenzy and they won’t even realize they are reaching for their wallets. They will feel compelled to buy and they won’t even know why! Don’t you just love science?” View page 2 to see Thromby’s scent marketing solution… PONG Ain’t Wrong! Thromby’s patented Passenger Olfactory Need Generation (PONG) system gives us an aromatic advantage when it comes to increasing revenue. Thromby Air… helping passengers realise their...