Don’t worry if your grades aren’t up to scratch. At Thromby we are more interested in what you will work for than what you know.* * Passes in Maths and English are still required; Maths so you can understand the economics of Low Cost airlines, and English so you will understand your instructions. Thromby Air – Undercutting The Laws of...
Kid Friendly
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Some airlines will not allow children to travel without their parents. Others treat “Young Persons Travelling Alone” as royalty, treating them with respect and care, entertaining them and delivering them safely and happily to their destination. At Thromby Air we are also happy to entertain your children, even after their flight has arrived.* * Please advise if your children are allergic to cleaning products or hard work. Thromby Air – It’s Not Child Labor if we call it...
Caring For Desperadoes...
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At Thromby Air we want to minimise stress for our nicotine-addicted passengers.* It could be stated that the high price of the SMOKAT surcharge is because we care about your health. * The massive contribution to our finances is** entirely coincidental. ** not Thromby Air – Your Needs Are Our...
Casino Thromby
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Thromby Air is pleased to announce that our new inflight entertainment innovation, Casino Thromby, is now available on selected flights… So far our new Casino Thromby service has proved very popular*. * with our accountant, our shareholders, and the one passenger who won a jackpot that did not even cover her luggage surcharge! Thromby Air – Are you feeling...
Assured Seat Selection & Overhead Luggage Space (ASSOLS)...
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Are you one of those people who just HAVE to get on board first to get the best seat on the plane. Do you push and shove so that YOU get to be the one who fills the overhead luggage bins, leaving no room for the other passengers’ belongings? If so, our new “Assured Seat Selection & Overhead Luggage Space” surcharge may be for you. You can, by paying a small additional fee, join an elite bunch of ASSOLS boarding the aircraft before the other passengers, thereby fulfilling your perfectly natural selfish tendencies. Isn’t that worth 5 bucks? Thromby Air – Making selfish ASSOLS...