Thromby Air CEO Robert E. Coli introduces the CEOs of the new “* One Star Alliance,” bringing together skills and expertise from all areas of the Low Cost aviation world. Mr Coli said “We have chosen the name ‘One Star’ because the last thing any of us want is to be mistaken for a 5-star operation. Lean and mean, light and tight… these are the goals of One Star airlines.” Thromby Air – Lowest of the...
Refund Department
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At times you may believe that we should pay you a refund. You would be wrong. Thromby Compassion...
Carry On Bag Size
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Thromby’s carry-on bag size measuring devices are the largest in the industry. * If your bag does not fit our generous size limits it must be placed in the hold**. Our Oversize Baggage desk will be happy to service you. ** It is called the “hold” because we will hold onto your luggage until you pay to have it returned. Thromby Air – If It Fits, Wear...
Wheelchair Access
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In the past some of our low cost brethren have received bad press over their handling of limited-mobility passengers. Some are even charging a fee to use a wheelchair. At Thromby an express wheelchair access lane is always available to you, even if you haven’t given us 24 hours notice! Thromby Air – Care and Compassion* * are two words beginning with...
Social Media Department...
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We have hired experts in squeezing out messages and hurling them through the airwaves, so that we can keep our passengers informed about what we think of them… The benefits have not been immediately apparent. See the Infinite Monkey Theorem on Wikipedia for proof that our Social Media strategy will work, eventually. Thromby Air – Monkeys Making Shakespeare Protect yourself against the hurlings of social media with this Monkeys Making Shakespeare T-shirt, available now from our official merchandise provider, FighterJox…...