Our inflight catering is second to none.* * meaning: none would be better! Fine Dining – Pay A Fine, Get Some...
Fuel Hedging
posted by admin
When you are complaining about paying too much for the fuel for your flight, rest assured: our fuel hedgers are the best in the business! Thromby Air – At The Cutting...
Thromby Goes Green
posted by admin
We’ve decided that we need some “Green Credentials.” Following a careful analysis of the “green” policies of our competitors, Thromby Air is experimenting with sustainable biofuels… Thromby Air – Motion from Motions (That’s...
Use Your Phone Inflight!...
posted by admin
Thromby Air is pleased to announce that you can now use your phone anytime you like, thanks to our new Inflight Telecommunication Connectivity Hub (ITCH). If you’ve got an itch that only a phone can scratch you are going to love this new convenience! Thromby Air – Mobile/Cellphone Usage Policy You may use your mobile/cellphone at any time. Your calls may be recorded for training and quality control purposes. You will be charged international roaming rates. For the benefit of maximum inflight coverage our mobile/cell tower is located on the Moon. Note: this results in a 2.6 second signal delay, which is beyond our control. The charge for this 2.6 seconds will be added to your bill. Service may be terminated or suspended if “Thromby” and words such as “lousy” or “scumbags” are used in the same sentence (but we are only listening for training purposes). Please to not irritate your fellow passengers. That is our...
Seat Pitch
posted by admin
“Seat pitch” is the particular tone people use when complaining about how close together the seats are on a Thromby aircraft. Thromby Air – In Harmony With Shareholder...