Military Bags Travel Free...

Because we are not completely insane, we have modified our baggage fee policy to support our brave military.  This change of policy had nothing* to do with a viral You Tube video and subsequent discussion in the social media. * much Thromby Air – Protecting What Is...

Autocratic Check-In

Our new Autocratic Check-In systems are extremely fair… they treat everybody the same. Thromby Air – We’ll Treat You The Same...

“JusTin” Customer Service Robot...

At Thromby Air we know that human staff have their limitations (such as occasionally letting their compassion, understanding and common sense get in the way of revenue opportunities).  That’s why we are rolling out our new “JusTin” customer service representatives. Thromby Air – Delivering You JusTin...

Re: Payment

You must repay the money we have spent on your expensive training, and your repayments will be deducted from your salary.  Don’t worry… we’ll give you as many years as you need to pay us back for our generosity. Thromby Air – Servitude With A...

Tame Reporters

A tame reporter has neither the time nor the desire to seek the truth.  Therefore you can use them — a tame reporter will write what you say, call it news, and thank you afterward. Thromby Air – Always Making The...